Friday, September 6, 2013

Rex Ryan Targets Condors and League

In a statement made earlier today, Rex Ryan told the media, "I believe this is the year we are going to win the Super Bowl," the Jets coach said. "I thought we'd win the first couple of years. I guarantee we'll win it this year."

Ryan went on to say, "The message to the rest of the league is, hey, the Jets are coming, and we're going to give you everything we got. I think that's going to be more than you can handle. For those cockeyed birds out west (Los Angeles Condors), we'll be sure to welcome you to the league with a complimentary list the following day of players out for the season."

He ended with this, "What do you get when you cross a Tupperware party and dude? Apparently a new football team."

Los Angeles takes on the Jets in New York in week 17.


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